MAKE YOUR OWN

Create your own pizza! Yes, you can add as many of our topping choices as you want... What?! We're not your dad! You’re allowed to ruin your own damn pizza.

TOMBMOLD

Fresh MUSHROOMS, JALAPENOS, and KALAMATA OLIVES finished with BASIL. Provide +6 XP, +2 mana, but yields poison effect. Spicy!

CHEESE MASTER

The gold standard of pizzas. This one is simple: a special Hesher blend of real good cheese that tastes good... if you wanted a bunch of buzzword bullshit to describe it, you’re in the wrong place, bud.

MORTICIAN

Long live the new flesh! Hesher's ALL-MEAT pizza that'll satisfy that lust for flesh. Generous amounts of PEPPERONI, SAUSAGE, and BACON, while each slice is garnished with the finest, thinnest slices of PROSCIUTTO.

COFFIN'S CHOICE

Arguably, one of the greatest topping combinations to die for JALAPENOS, PEPPERONI, GARLIC, BACON, and PINEAPPLE. Death, that sweet spice of life!

HESH LAW - SUPREME

We’re laying down the law with GARLIC, ONION, BASIL, PEPPERONI, SAUSAGE, KALAMATA OLIVES, MUSHROOMS, and SERRANO PEPPERS to crush all enemies and reign supreme over all supremes. THE ZA IS THE LAW! HESH LAW!

MEAT FUNGUS

Straightforward solid combo of homegrown SAUSAGE and fresh MUSHROOM. Add a topping on the house. Thrash!

FANTASY LANE

A lane of PEPPERONI runs down the center, surrounded by CAHSEW gravel (nuts), giving way to green JALAPENOS near the crust. And, a side of booger sugar (parm). Ride the snake!

PEPPERONI

The old standby. At least 25 PEPPERONIS blanketed and crisped to bring you into pizza Valhalla. All you need now is a beer, doofus!

MAQUAHUITL

Hesher's signature pizza and also SF Chronicle's fav! Diced ONION, CORN, CHERRY TOMATO, and SERRANO PEPPERS finished with COTIJA and TAJIN. Squirt that LIME on there, dude. It's time to swing that Aztec sword!

ZORBA

Another signature Hesher's za. This is a Greek-styled pizza from the labyrinths of Crete topped with FETA CHEESE, GARLIC, thin slices of TOMATO, KALAMATA OLIVES, and BASIL. Yia mas!

CANADIAN TUXEDO

This pizza is why you're here, another Hesher's signature za. You've got BLUEBERRIES, BLEU CHEESE, and BACON that together provide an insanely indescribable flavor. Long live the Canadian Tuxedo! Rip Cliff.

INSERT CREDIT

Show me a hesher and I’ll show you their copy of NHLPA Hockey ‘93 for the Sega Genesis. Hesher’s is proud to be in league with the legendary Oakland based game forum INSERT CREDIT by offering their pizza: BLACK OLIVES, GARLIC, and VEGAN SAUSAGE on top of a 4-cheese medley. *MARIO COIN NOISE*

THE FALSE (VEGAN)

It looks like cheese, tastes like sausage, and smells like pizza... But! It's VEGAN: VEGAN CHEESE (if in stock, you never know in this world), VEGAN SAUSAGE, MUSHROOM, and GARLIC, finished with tasty BASIL! Vegan cheese is fluctuating like gas prices these days, but this thing rips with or without it! Just pull the trigger!!

MOLTEN

Meet the delicious bowel shaking insanity of GARLIC, BASIL, BLEU CHEESE, SERRANO, and MUSHROOM - all drizzled with HONEY. This thing will melt your tastebuds, bud! Add a protien if you tryin’ to get real crazy, ese.

MUTATE (Stuffed Crust)

PEPPERONI, GARLIC, ONION, SAUSAGE, BLACK OLIVES, and STUFFED CRUST, freak.

RUDE

From the numbing outer reaches of space blasts a RUDE pizza the likes of which this galaxy has never seen. BEHOLD! Pineapple and vegan sausage float among the wreckage of Sichuan peppercorns to (literally) numb the tongue and stupify the brain!